村上信五（関ジャニ∞）とマツコ・デラックスが、世間で密かに話題になっていることが書かれた「○○の件」のカードを選定。そのカードの内容のVTRを鑑賞して2人でトークを行う。
遇播放卡顿或无法播放时，可切换线路播放
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